Yes, I know...I've been blessed with infinite wisdom (among other things). I also know that it would be selfish of me not to share that wisdom with the world...I don't mind being selfish. Unfortunately I keep getting emails from users asking, nay, begging for my advice. So I've decided to share some of that mental gold.
Worried in Wisconsin:
Dear Fabian Donovan, I love your blog. You're funny as hell. You seem to know a lot about dating and people so I wonder if you could help me. I've been dating this guy for 6 months, and everything seemed fine. But lately he's been staying out late with his friends, and doesn't always answer my phone calls. Also, he gets texts at the oddest times of night and when I ask him about them he says that its from friends, or work. I love him so much, but I think he's being unfaithful. Is he cheating on me?
FD:
Yes
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Shy Guy in Orlando:
Fabian Donovan, I like your stuff. You're confident, and funny and the girls seem to like you. I have a problem that I'm hoping you can help me out with. Ok...I like this girl. We've been friends for a long time and I think shes really cool. Only problem is that I don't think she likes me as anything but friends. She's kinda out of my league, but loves my sense of humor. I think we get along really well, but I'm not sure what to do. Ok, so this last weekend we went out and had a lot of fun. We ate and danced and she danced really freaky with me. We had this moment where I should've made a move, but I got nervous and chickened out. Now I'm kinda scared that we won't have another moment. What should I do?
FD:
Hi Shy Guy. Hmmm...that rhymed. Anyways, on to your problems...you have more than one. Its hard to transition from friends to lovers without damaging the friendship, so I don't recommend it. But if you must, here are some ways to do it. Be attractive. Hmmm...you said that she's out of your league and she likes your "sense of humor"...well that throws that out of the window. Look kid, you had your chance when you two went out dancing. She prob got a bit drunk and in her moment of alcohol induced weakness she would've kissed you...if you had made a move. Unfortunately, you didn't make a move and so you've failed as a man...ok...that might have been a bit mean....
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Anyways people, that was the first installment. Keep those emails coming and we'll have others. Cheers.
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