Tip 1: Be attractive. I can't stress this enough people! Be attractive...b....e...attractive. True, its winter time, so its easy to hide those pudgy bodies underneath stylish jumpers (sweaters...preferably black), but unless you're covering your face, you might want to consider being attractive. If you're not...well...take that one up with god.
Tip 2: Drink. Nothing keeps you warm in the cold, better than a good scotch...well...maybe hot coca by the fireplace while cuddling up with someone...which leads us to..
Tip 3: Get someone. No one wants to be alone during the holidays. Its not about the gifts, or the heart, its about the warmth. It doesn't have to be the deepest relationship, heck it can be brand spanking new. But everyone wants someone that they can cuddle with, laugh, dance and drink with. But more importantly, someone to kiss at New Years. So forget love, give into your lust and go out and find someone hot and new.
Tip 4: Charity. Yeah...most of you didn't see this one coming. As many of you know, I'm big on charity for children. So please, give to Toy for Tots or any other local charitable organizations that will help kids this holiday season. Catholic Charities and Goodwill are two others that are well known. So yeah...give back...help the kids...
Tip 5: Flag Football!! Thats right bitches!! You think your game is tight?!!?! Think that you can take on me and my american crew (isn't that the name of a store)? Well get ready to be served (like in the movie you got...nevermind). Nothing, absolutely nothing brings friends and family together better than Flag Football. Not only will it be healthy and fun, it's also a great way to meet new people.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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