Valentines for Singles

Ok, so although Valentines day has come and gone, its never too early to prepare for next years. Now I know what you're thinking, that just because you we single this year doesn't mean that you'll be single next year...but isn't that what you said last year? Isn't that what you said before you made your New Years Resolution to lose weight; I'm assuming you're single because of your weight. So lets be real, you were single this year, and you'll most likely be single next year. But that's ok, because until they cure blindness some woman out there might actually like you....but probably not. So until you drop that extra tire or get enough money to be a sugar daddy/mommy, here are some things to do next year for Valentines.

3.) On the Prowl - You're probably not the only one that single on Valentines, so why not go out and find other singles like you? No, not a restaurant, it'll be full of couples. Go somewhere that singles would hang out. A nice bar, or lounge. Yes, I know it'll be hard not to stay home and eat your weight in Ice Cream or play video games until you mom comes home. But remember....baby steps...baby steps. Go out and try to meet someone. Be witty, be funny...wait...that won't work. Why? Well, if you were witty and funny you probably wouldn't be single...hmmm..Oh I've got it. Bring money, and lots of it!! Buy everyone drinks and buy your way into their hearts. Remember, people love to befriend that fat funny guy...and who doesn't want another platonic relationship with someone beautiful...you? Yeah....probably have enough friends. Oh well.

2.) Singles Awareness Day - Now I'm actually surprised that more people don't do this. Listen, if you're single, you probably know a lot of other single people. So what not call them, get them to call their single friends, and get their single friends to call their single friends, and so on. Then you all get together at a friends house and celebrate Singles Awareness Day. Play twister, and various drinking and dancing games. After all that drinking and laughing and stripping (poker), you might be able to find someone you can connect with...and if you can't...well...try being attractive...trust me, it helps.

1.) Just Another Day - So you're single on yet another Valentines Day. Well, you should be used to it by now, so don't worry. Treat it as just another day. hang with your friends, or stay home and chill. It doesn't really matter as long as you're happy. All jokes aside, don't let all the advertising get to you and make you feel down. Why? Well because you will find that special someone, and when that happens, you'll realize that everyday is Valentines Day.

Yeah....I can be sweet and nice too. Anyways, so follow my advice and have a great Valentines day...next year. But seriously...be more attractive...you'll enjoy life more. Cheers.