Ask Me: Hate and Late

Anxious in Nebraska:
Yo FD, I need some advice. I met a girl at the club yesterday, and got her number. I want to call her, but I know that I'm supposed to wait two days. So my question is: Can you call a girl before the two day rule?

FD:
Is this a serious question? Really? Um...ok...first off, are you 12? If not, then call the girl. But if you are a child, then please follow the two day rule and pretend that you're not interested in the girl. I know that guys are afraid to look desperate, but those fears are unfounded. If a girl thinks you're desperate for wanting to talk more and see her again, then she has emotional issues. Most girls will think that you're just interested. Hell, I've called girls one hour later and met for ice cream...what...don't judge me....she thought it was cute.

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Hating Him in California:
I hate my ex-boyfriend. That bastard cheated on me and broke my heart. I've tried to get over the pain, but I just can't seem to. I think that revenge is my only option to be able to get over this pain. What should I do?

FD:
Revenge fixes nothing. It'll only make you feel empty inside. Remember, success is the best form of revenge. If you want him to suffer, then succeed in life. When he sees, or hears of your success, he'll feel the fool for letting you get away. Trust me, that knowledge will haunt him forever. You really need to move on...but if you can't, then slash his tires, and give hi herpes. He'll hate you forever. Cheers.