My Emo Friend

We all have one. An emo friend. Not Emo in the traditional "I cut myself to feel something" way, but in the "I can't take a joke and will get butt hurt if you make fun of me" way. Sad...truly sad. You know the type, heck, you might be the type. The type that will make fun of someone all day. The type that will crack jokes about everyone they know, met, saw and work with. The type that will laugh hardest at someone expense.
Also the type that can't take a joke about themselves. The type that will cry and complain as soon as someone comments on their white socks and black shoes. The type that will dis your old car, while they ride the bus. They are the new emo...and they are freaking annoying!!

Quick story, I knew an overweight guy in his mid thirties, who was married to a woman in her late fifties. He loved to tell jokes. He would always make jokes skinny and gay jokes, why? Well, I'm fit and dress well. Having style doesn't make you gay...sleeping with men does. Anyways, so one day he was on a roll. No worries, I can take a joke. So we're going back and forth, until I get bored and stop. He keeps going!! For another 15 mins he's "crackign wise" about me. Worst of all, his jokes weren't even funny. But he sure was laughing his fat ass off. So I decided to end it...I decided to drop my sword. After one of his jokes falls flat, I look at him and say "Dude, don't you molest the elderly every night?" He stopped talking to me...for a week.

Now Listen, I don't care if someone makes fun of others habitually. Heck, its fun. I do it all the time. Seriously, do you read my blog? Anyways, being able to dish it, but not take it is NOT cool. Not cool at all. So if you know someone like that, tell them to cut it out. Tell them that they suck. Tell them to kill themselves. Oh, and if you do happen to be this kind of person....KILL YOURSELF!!!