The Pick Up

So its still mid-summer and you still haven't been able to find a summer fling. Well, you're either some ugly loser, or you have no confidence. If you're an ugly loser, please stop reading....seriously, GO AWAY!! This blog is NOT for you. I give advice, not miracles. But if you're semi attractive, but are just unsure as to how to approach a girl, well....its time for The Pick Up!!

Juice it Up:

So you're in one of those smoothie stores and see a cute chick. You'd like to talk to her, but you've got no balls....sad. Here's what you don't do!!

Do not order her a smoothie (she's got a job, let her get one herself)
Do not spill you smoothie on her (this is NOT cute, it only works on tv)
Do not ask her for advice on picking out a smoothie (too cliche)

So now that you know what not to do, here's what you should do:

Ask her for advice picking out a smoothie...wait what? Yeah, I know I said you shouldn't, but that because you would've done it the dumb way. Here's how you should do it, walk up to her and say.
"Um...hi...yeah, I usually don't do this, but I saw you drinking the smoothie from across the room and just had to ask...um...what kind of smoothie did you get?"

Now, what ever she says, say "Really? Hmmm...I thought you'd be more of a ____ kind of person."
If she asks "why?", then you're in. Make small talk about how you can tell a lot about someone by the smoothie that they drink. See...was that so hard. You should be able to go from there. Breaking the ice is the hardest part, and I just helped you do that...please deposit in my PayPal account.