Ask Me: Drinks and Thinks

Unsure in Oregon:
Dear Fabian Donovan, I need your help. I go on dates with girls, but never close the deal. I mean, whats so bad abotu dinner and a movie? Its classic, but afterwards they just call it a night. What should I do? How can I get out of this rut?

FD:
Well first of let me just say this...you're an idiot. Dinner and a movie? Dinner..and a freaking movie?!? How old are you 50? Dinner and a movie is what people did before dance clubs we invented. If you want to "close the deal", then take your dates out for dancing and drinks. Statistics show that you're 60% more likely to score after a night of drinks and dance, than you are after dinner and a movie....seriously, dinner and a movie? Stop taking dating advice from your grandpa!!

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Nerd in Ohio:
Fabian you've gotta help me. I'm 23 years old, but I still get shy around women. What should I do?

FB:
Hmm...23 years old and you still get shy around women...well, maybe you're just not cut out for dating women. My advice, switch to men.