Family Feud aka Win by Not Losing

This must be said:
Niis-ama (older brother…learn Japanese) has game!! Seriously, I’m good at what I do, but he is great at what he does! To go up against someone of his abilities is not something anyone should do lightly. It’s never a clean victory….thankfully I like to play dirty!! (and a little Power never hurts)

The players:
K (My brother's friend, visiting from Oregon), G (my white friend…every black guy needs at least one...I have 2!!), J (my Nigerian friend/cousin…I don’t like Nigerians, but J is like family to me…good peoples), M (my older brother, aka Nii-sama. Seriously, his game is so sick…it’s got Ebola!!), Fabian (Me, aka Donovan, aka the cute guy next to the hot chick), K’s cute friend (I forget her name…lets call her Cutie)

The setup:
K is in town!! YAY!! Time to go the The Whiskey…yes again!! I swear I really hate that place….oh well…it’s always…um…interesting. As we walk up to the door, she decides to introduce us to her cute friend who is waiting for us. Chick. Is. Cute. I lean over to Nii-sama and say “Dude, I got this!”. Guess what!! This bastard says “No man, I’m going after her, and you can’t stop me”. WTF!! Did hell freeze over?!? M is like G, they don’t like white girls!! Yeah I know, white guy who doesn’t like white girls….go figure. Where was I? Oh yeah. WTF!!! Damn….I can’t try to directly block my brother…his game is too strong….you probably thought I was going to spout some nonsense about blood being thick, or bro’s before hoes huh? Guess what? Nope!

The game:
I pull a huddle with G and J. Its game time! Plan is set and its time to execute. Remember, with someone like M, it’s not about winning; it’s about making him lose. So I throw my charm into full effect. Hmm…it’s not working…she must have some kind of force field (Star Trek reference…sue me). Hmmm…she’s…not…feeling me…wow…this is different. But that’s ok, I mean come on, I can’t expect EVERY girl to want me…just 90% of them. So I can’t get her…I should prob let it go and let my brother do his thing…LOL!! Well, obviously I didn’t or I wouldn’t be writing this.

Execute plan:
All For One and Whore For None (she wasn’t a whore…I just liked the name of the plan…I’m creative). M and Cutie are at the bar chatting it up, I walk over and throw some charm out there. She has on her charm proof vest (eBay it) so they bounce right off. Cue G. He slides right between them to order a drink as we start talking about some crazy shit my bro has done. She winces…its working. Crap. He’s flexing his power. As G is forced (seriously Nii-sama…don’t be a savage), out of his way, he starts spitting again. Cue J. He walks over, spins M around and says “Dude, I just say your girlfriend on the dance floor”. Cutie asks “You have a girl friend?” Now, my brother didn’t have a girlfriend. He looks at me with anger for he knows what I’m doing. Before he can reply G adds in “Of course he does. But you know how M is…” I look at her. Shrug and smile (it’s a cute thing I do to show off my dimples). Now I know what you’re thinking. If M’s game is so strong, why couldn’t he get around that? Well…my brother may have game, but I have power. Right after we told Cutie the lie, guess who walks up to my brother? One of the girls he was “talking” to and was interested in. Yep, she just happened to be there….I have power (bending the universe to my will and the sort).Well…that’s the end of that. I didn’t get her…but more importantly, neither did M!!

Aftermath:
Now I know what most of you are thinking. Fabian is a hater. Wrong. Wait, what does “hater” mean again…really? Wow…um…no, you’re still wrong. I’m not a hater; I just don’t like being told what I can’t do. I can’t block him!?!? Since when!?!? I’m Fabian!! Anyways, this was like 2 years ago and we met some other chicks on the way out of the club so it all ended up ok……but seriously K, how could your friend NOT like me? I mean…come on!!