Will Work for PS3

So my friend needed a PS3 and decided to post a bulletin about it on MySpace. I've re-posted his bulletin, complete with spelling mistakes, below...Hilarious!!



Subject : Ladies Get me a PS3 and I may let u have sex with me

Yes ...its probable.. a PS3 will give u Platnuim benefits and a PSP will entitle you to the Gold benefits but under certain conditions..
1. You can't weigh more than me. sturdyness cannot be guranteed under extreme conditions
2. U have to be at least a bit appealing( may overlook if ur a platnuim member)..and know a foreign Language...Mexican will suffice...
3. Service-to-clientelle confidentiality will be enfore ...in lame man's term keep it on the Hush
4. Visitation of the Ps3/pSp unit must be agreed upon by both parties and a violation to these guidelines will result in a penalty
5. finally u can't be dating one of the homies
so there u have it ...this is strictly a co-biotic or symbiotic relationship...now some of u may wonder why I'm I doing this ...well this is my good deed for the year
SO APPLY NOW WHILE OFFERs' LAST
Yeap